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"To make matters worse, this advertisement has aired during family viewing time such as football ... "

That's right! This commercial is so distracting from this manly sport! How will anyone be able to focus on these beefcakes bending over in front of each other in spandex tights and playing with their balls once they see this ad?

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Hey Monica!

The only sexual perversion on display here is yours. A prurient obsession with catching other people "sinning".

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Jan 9, 2022·edited Jan 9, 2022

Monica Cole is such a pervert, her mind immediately assuming the most salacious possibilities. She cannot see two men together without thinking of their having sex with each other. I know for <i>a fact</i> that that is a young widower and his cousin, who just introduced the former's child to his great grandparents.

The horror is that the grandparents are members of a cult that worships tigers and the boy will be offered to their god tomorrow as a sacrifice.

The child smiles as he pretends to sleep knowing that the tiger gods favor him and in the morrow, the Old Ones will meet their due fate.

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"(Large portions of this article were published earlier, because Cole hasn’t had a new idea in several years.)"

Hemant has learned snark from us. We are SUCH a bad influence.

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I saw that commercial multiple times & never even noticed the two men. My focus was on the sleeping toddler, who is indeed adorable. Don't people have better things to do irl other than scan commercials for "immoral" content for hours at a time? Imagine living one's life that way. No wonder these folks are frustrated, angry, and bitter!

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I don't see anything in the ad indicating the two men are a couple (not that there would be anything wrong with that). Maybe the mom dated both men then died without divulging which one was the father.

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"Hilton should avoid aiming to please a small percentage of customers while pushing away conservative customers."

No, they're trying to attract customers who spend money, not bitter witches that think fun is sinful.

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"...God will not tolerate this sinful nature."

O.K. So what is he gonna do about it? Go ahead! Show us! (crickets)

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“ One Million Moms must remain diligent. Scripture says multiple times that homosexuality is wrong, and God will not tolerate this sinful nature.”

Yeah, the Bible says to execute gay people, are you advocating for that?

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It showed during a football game? Where the players pat each others' asses and nobody has a screaming fit about that being "perversion"?

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Jan 9, 2022·edited Jan 9, 2022

Dear Monica, you may not have noticed before, but it's not called the Evangelical States of America for a reason.

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Fuck you SubStack.

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Instead of getting upset over ads, Christians ought to start getting upset and start doing something about situations in which Christians abuse others both sexually and otherwise.

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Jan 9, 2022·edited Jan 9, 2022

Makes you wonder why someone is shouting PERVERSION! when no one else is talking abut it. That's usually a dead giveaway when it comes to homophobes who are deeply-closeted.

That she throws a child into the mix also indicates she might also have things in her laptop's search history deserving of close scrutiny. She could very well be another Josh Duggar.

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mersonlaw.com:

"You can search through the priest sex abuse list (priest list of sex offenders; catholic priests molestation list) by using your browser’s search function, simply by pressing “ctrl + f” for PCs, “command + f” for Mac’s."

(This quote is copied from the webpage.)

Here, Christian Mom. Check out this site and direct your self appointed vigilantism to a place you can do some good. You should chose to go after only those convicted priests snd bishops. There is enough to keep you busy without having to make assumptions about those who are simply accused.

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Honestly, the woman is stupid. But even so, who picks a hotel is based on their advertisements? Not a great fan of Hilton, but in this case I might make an exception – so maybe I do.

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