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Hell, I have at least $30 million worth of demons – this guy is a piker. I'm back. Just shifted house – we have 89 boxes in the garage there is no room for any cars, I don't have any socks or underwear at the moment, but I do have Internet. Things could be better but as long as I have Internet.

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I have a solution for Marcus Lee: Become an atheist. We're completely immune to demons, contagious or otherwise.

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A lot of churches say that I'm going to hell. I going to sue for eleventybillion!

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He’s going about this all wrong. You lean into the rumors to make money, especially 15 mill worth. With a rumor like that he could get some serious stage time in a drag show. Contessa Demon would be a huge draw.

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There wouldn't be a demon problem if his bible college had blackjack and hookers.

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these nutty conspiracy theorists have become a self parody at this point.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7wz5a/people-got-sick-at-a-conspiracy-conference-theyre-sure-its-anthrax

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"Show me the Demon-proof!"

Usually about 80 proof.

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"contagious demons"

Those are the worst kind.

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Wackiest ? This kind of lawsuit was a national sport in Middle Ages from one of my college history teacher...

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That's gotta be the dumbest accusation ever made by 2 Bozos operating some "Bible School" no different than what Dumb Idiot Ham runs in his Kentucky abode not affected by tornadoes.

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Dec 22, 2021·edited Dec 22, 2021

See what happens when you don't get the contagious demons vaccine or wear a mask when you're out in public, Mr. Lee?

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It’s funny.

They’ll believe claims that Jesus died and resurrected, but not that this man is falsely accused of “contagious demons”.

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Contagious demons are no laughing matter. Takes a lot of dirty martinis and good weed to exorcise them.

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