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Jan 17, 2022·edited Jan 17, 2022

I suppose if he showed God "showering" gold upon a person would be, um, rather X-rated.

Hi all! I'm back!

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"God might degrade you. God might spit on you. But God always had your best interests at heart no matter how things appear on the outside."

Any survivor of an abusive relationship will recognize this. God needs to go to jail for domestic violence.

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I really want to know if his brother knew what was going to happen and how long that conversation went on for before he accepted. I also wonder how much that cost to get him to do it. Seriously, I can't imagine what the argument was to get someone to agree to let them rub spit all over your face.

Never mind, before I could hit post the dog climbed up and commenced licking my face, so maybe that is just a weirdly close family. =)

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Religion: Society's accepted mental illness.

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OT: Go to google.com.

Type in "Betty White"

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I usually turn the porn off when they do the spit thing. Yuck!

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Seriously, WTF? Spitting on people is a bad idea in the best of times, but doing so during this pandemic could have fatal consequences. If we’re the brother, I would have decked the son of a bitch.

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"Nothing like subjecting yourself to public humiliation to hammer home the point that God is always on your side…"

Nope. As has already been shown by Saint Lemmy, 'God Was Never On Your Side.'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1grhmdzoHrw

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After the service he was heard to be yelling "But Moooooooom I was preaching!

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$65000/168 = $387 shoes.

“Woman, your fine ointment

Brand new and expensive

Should have been saved for the poor

Why has it been wasted

We could have raised maybe

Three hundred silver pieces or more

People who are hungry

People who starving

They matter more than your feet and hair”

— attributed to someone who understood early on the hypocrisy of this particular religion

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Jan 17, 2022·edited Jan 17, 2022

Didn't their parents tell them to keep this kink behind closed doors?

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Is this the same guy that used dog shit a while back to make a point.

On a side note. Wow, a new post at 11pm.

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Fuck SubStandard.

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MORE hatred and demands for control by religious superstition. https://www.yahoo.com/news/thousands-churches-raise-alarm-scope-212910066.html

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Countdown has now begun for Brenton winding up in a hospital bed thanks to the Christian love demonstrated by his brother Mike.

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