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WEEK IN REVIEW: Christian homework in a bathtub

When to ignore God's advice, a public school field trip to a church, a bizarre controversy involving Tennessee’s license plates, and more!

Hemant Mehta
Sep 30, 2022
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WEEK IN REVIEW: Christian homework in a bathtub

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For the past few election cycles, with the help of the Center for Freethought Equality, I’ve been compiling a list of all the openly non-theistic candidates. I initially thought it would be a short list, but it keeps growing every cycle.

With this year’s primaries now over, I can say there are well over 100 openly non-theistic candidates running for state or federal office who will be on the ballot come November. They use a variety of non-religious labels. Some are first-time candidates. Many are running in states you might not expect.

Check out the full list here! (Below is a glimpse.)

Bottom line?

The list of candidates includes 18 state senators, 92 state representatives, several people running for Congress, and (literally) 1 Republican.

How many of them will win their races? We’ll find out in about six weeks.

As always, I appreciate your support through Patreon and Substack, which allows me to work on things like this while writing articles and working on other projects.


For anyone interested, I will be speaking at the following places in the coming weeks. Tickets for the events are still available!

October 30: Houston Oasis (Houston, Texas)


In a remarkable new ad from Illinois Governor J. B. Pritzker, the incumbent Democrat goes after his challenger, Republican Darren Bailey, for running a fundamentalist Christian school that lies to kids using textbooks from Bob Jones University Press.

For years, reporters and ex-Christians have sounded the alarm about the misinformation and bigotry in these kinds of books, but I can’t recall ever seeing them used by a politician to go after an extremist candidate. It’s about damn time. And hats off to all the people who’ve been writing about these awful textbooks for so many years.

The full ad is no less powerful:

Someone who thinks BJU textbooks are valid has no business dictating what public education ought to look like. People who lie to children that easily can’t be trusted to look out for your kids’ best interests.

With early voting now underway in Illinois, let’s hope voters are equally appalled by Bailey’s fundamentalism.


This is late-breaking news: On Thursday, the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled 2-1 in favor of Wayne Mack, a Texas Justice of the Peace who opens each courtroom session with coercive Christian prayers, reversing an earlier decision against him.

In stunning reversal, TX judge can continue his coercive courtroom prayers | Wayne Mack delivers a sermon in 2022

It’s the latest example of a conservative court further eroding church/state separation in favor of performative Christianity.

Even the dissenting judge couldn’t believe his colleagues ignored the coercive element of the prayers, writing (emphasis his) “For the majority to find that there is no evidence of coercion, suggests, in my opinion, willful blindness and indisputable error.”

The next question is what the Freedom From Religion Foundation will do. Challenge the decision or take the loss.


Thousands of high school seniors in Baton Rouge, Louisiana believed they were taking a field trip to a “College & Career Fair,” but they were actually transported to a massive church service called “Day of Hope.”

All the warning signs were there, but because the students and their families trusted school administrators, or at least figured they could get free food and a day out of class, they ended up wasting their time listening to Christian propaganda instead of learning more about their futures.

It wasn’t just unethical. It was illegal. And there’s video and pictures to back it up.

Americans United and the Freedom From Religion Foundation have each sent letters to the parish demanding an end to this program.


Do the license plates in Tennessee allow cops to determine which drivers are atheists?

Tennessee isn't targeting atheists with its 'In God We Trust' license plates | A sample Tennessee license plate

That rumor has been floating around for months, and it has some validity to it, but the full story makes the whole situation seem far less conspiratorial.

The short answer? There’s no reason to think the license plate numbering system is being used for nefarious reasons. Until I hear evidence to the contrary, this is all smoke but no fire.


Keep an eye on this one: Atheist activist Chaz Stevens says he's submitted formal requests to ban the Old Testament and Book of Mormon from Florida's Broward County Public Schools as a way to counter the Republican Party’s anti-LGBTQ, anti-sex book bans.

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8/ Below are the first two (of likely four/five) completed requests (complying with Broward's rules for such), each book requires such a doc ... today, we're officially seeking a ban (offline/online) for: 1. Old Testament 2. Book of Mormon
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Glorious. "... the Old Testament is not suitable for children under the age of 18." "... there is no age-appropriate purpose for this material." "There is no redeeming secular educational value in the Old Testament."
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In early August, Indiana’s Republican Governor Eric Holcomb signed an extreme abortion ban into law. Instead of the 22-week ban previously in place, the new law would prohibit the procedure with very few exceptions. The law went into effect on September 15.

Satanists say Indiana's abortion ban violates their religious freedom | Gov. Eric Holcomb has been sued over Indiana's new anti-abortion law

In a lawsuit filed this week against Holcomb and Indiana Attorney General Todd Rokita, The Satanic Temple says they represent a number of women who wish to remain anonymous and who believe having an abortion is consistent with their religious views.

Stopping them from exercising that option, then, violates their First Amendment rights.

Will the lawsuit work? I’m doubtful, but the arguments made in the lawsuit are unique, different from what they’ve put forth before, and interesting to consider.


Actor Kevin Sorbo of God’s Not Dead and Hercules can’t accept that he’s a bad actor with no good ideas. Much easier to whine about victimhood all day long.

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Kevin Sorbo says he hasn’t been able to get work in Hollywood in 12 years because he’s Christian & conservative. He says he pitched some of his movies to Netflix, who didn’t want them, but “if I played a radical Islamic pedophile terrorist I’d get nominated for an Academy Award.”
4:48 PM ∙ Sep 27, 2022
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Jihad Rehab, a new documentary focusing on Islamic extremism, is getting attention and criticism after its recent premiere at the Sundance Film Festival, but some of the most defensive reactions are coming from prominent atheists who refuse to dig into the nuance.

In short, those atheists and some media outlets are acting like the big controversy centers around “identity politics” with a white filmmaker.

They’re wrong. The biggest concerns have to do with the process, the lack of context, the security risks created for the subjects of the film, and how the movie adds to anti-Muslim sentiment.

And yet the people who claim to be experts in critical thinking are tweeting idiotic things like this:

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Identity politics poisons everything....
nytimes.comSundance Liked Her Documentary on Terrorism, Until Muslim Critics Didn’tThe film festival gave Meg Smaker’s “Jihad Rehab” a coveted spot in its 2022 lineup, but apologized after an outcry over her race and her approach.
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Sundance and others cancel a talented filmmaker for "Islamophobia" and "white saviorism" whyevolutionistrue.com/2022/09/25/sun… via @Evolutionistrue
whyevolutionistrue.comSundance and others cancel a talented filmmaker for “Islamophobia” and “white saviorism”This story is extremely disturbing as an exemplar of cancel culture. It’s the story about how a woman made a documentary about Muslims who, having been accused of terrorism, were sent from Gu…
11:55 AM ∙ Sep 26, 2022
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If your child’s teacher tells her to send a picture while reading in the bathtub, the proper response is, “Wait, what? NO! Why would you even ask for that?!”

Girl kicked out of Christian school after refusing to take picture in bathtub

And yet when two parents did exactly that, the end result was that their 8-year-old daughter was kicked out of Victory Christian Academy in Jacksonville, Florida.

It would have been so easy to take care of this problem by apologizing and clarifying the assignment, but the school’s reaction was to double down until the media attention made that impossible, then they took their wrath out on the family, leaving them scrambling to find a new school and forcing the child to make new friends after the school year has already begun.

The family is worse off because they enrolled their kid in a Christian school.


Give it up for this man, the hero we all need right now:

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A random unattended 7yo at the park told me and my son that gay people are the devil and are going to hell. My son scoffed, but the boy said it was true because God said so. I told him parents made up God to make their kids do what they want. His eyes got so big.
2:38 AM ∙ Sep 29, 2022
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Yikes. This clip shows Christian preacher Mike Winger saying you should kill someone if God tells you to… (but He probably won’t so, you know, relax).

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Here's the clip with a fuller context. If god tells you to kill, then you should...BUT God doing that is really rare so they are probably just crazy.
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"In principle, if God tells you to kill someone then you should" --Mike Winger, Sept 22, 2022
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I’ll have more about this on the website over the weekend.


Joseph Kennedy said he was fired as a Bremerton High School football coach for his "quiet" Christian prayers at midfield after games.

He wasn't fired. The prayers weren't quiet. But he still won.

So why isn't Kennedy back in his old job? This video goes through the recent deveopments:


Who says comics aren’t educational?

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Congratulations to Dennis the Menace for learning about property tax exemptions. (via @jfruh)
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Three years ago, constitutional attorney Andrew Seidel wrote about the threat of Christian nationalism in his book The Founding Myth, arguing that we were never a “Christian Nation” in any real sense of that phrase.

His latest focus is the Supreme Court, where a right-wing majority has enforced conservative Christianity at the expense of church/state separation.

In American Crusade: How the Supreme Court Is Weaponizing Religious Freedom, Seidel takes a look at some of the most consequential church/state decisions this particular Court has made and how they affect us today. (An excerpt from the book is up at OnlySky.)

andrew seidel american crusade

The Pew Research Center recently projected that, if current trends continue, Christians will be in the minority within 50 years (and probably sooner). By 2070, they said, “Nones” may represent 48% of the population.

Two Christian nationalists discussed those Pew findings over the weekend. Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council (a Christian hate-group), asked Ronnie Floyd, a former executive with the Southern Baptist Convention, what he made of those results.

Floyd’s response? The solution to the shift away from organized religion is… more God. He was also shocked that so many Americans were comfortable being openly non-religious.

The entire conversation is nothing more than banter between two ignorant men who have helped inadvertently lead the exodus away from Christianity.

They see themselves as the solutions because they fail to recognize that they are the problems.


Who could’ve seen this coming? (Answer: Everyone.)

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It's interesting that when a natural disaster or storm hits a blue state, it is the judgment of God but when a natural disaster or storm hits a red state, it is the work of "the devil and the forces of darkness."
Facebook post from right-wing pastor Todd Coconato: "The devil and forces of darkness want to hit this state with a “bullseye” because Florida has been a state that has stood. But Florida has found favor with the Lord and is in Gods bullseye as well. This state has stood during the plague and did not bow to Nebuchadnezzar. The Governor has taken a stand against wickedness, against the push of the demonic and the cancel culture & Baal ideology. "
8:37 PM ∙ Sep 28, 2022
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Fundamentalist Christian grandmother Lori Alexander, a.k.a. The Transformed Wife, continued her efforts to push women’s rights backwards.

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Lori Alexander, a.k.a. The Transformed Wife, is not a fan of the new Italian prime minister Giorgia Meloni. Take a wild guess why.
1:04 AM ∙ Sep 28, 2022
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Setting aside the total distortion of feminism, conservative Christians make college seem so much more interesting than it actually is.
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4:09 PM ∙ Sep 27, 2022
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On the one hand, she’s also not thrilled about Italy’s next leader…
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2:28 PM ∙ Sep 26, 2022
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She doesn’t think women should vote at all, but if they do, their husbands should have an effective veto power over their ballots.
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1:54 PM ∙ Sep 26, 2022
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Of all the problems in churches, women delivering the announcements somehow never cracked my Top 1,000.
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12:49 AM ∙ Sep 26, 2022
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I did a double take. Then I realized whose account it was.
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12:02 PM ∙ Sep 24, 2022
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I love fundamentalist Christian advice columns.
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I’m not done with her yet. After Lori released another tweet comparing “Feminists” to “Christians,” I wrote about her deranged values and why her list doesn’t even make sense on her own terms.

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You’re not gonna believe me when I say this, but the “Feminists” column is supposed to be the bad one.
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And now for your weekly dose of fundie insanity and right-wing preaching:

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Christian hate-preacher Steven Anderson uses sermons to work on his stand-up routine.
4:16 PM ∙ Sep 27, 2022
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Christian hate-preacher Joe Jones claims liberals hate white people... then says they're hypocrites because they voted for one.
10:14 PM ∙ Sep 25, 2022
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Christian hate-preacher Danil Kutsar says he's just being "like Jesus" when he fantasizes about the death of LGBTQ people.
11:31 PM ∙ Sep 28, 2022
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After mocking an invite to debate abortion rights, Christian hate-preacher Greg Locke raged against Planned Parenthood, shouting, "I pray they all burn down in the name of God."
5:21 PM ∙ Sep 26, 2022
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Christian hate-preacher Jason Robinson says men shouldn't wear earrings because... huh... well, that's a new one.
9:26 PM ∙ Sep 24, 2022
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Christian hate-preacher Corbin Ressl warns young fame-hungry preachers that not all attention is good attention.
4:42 PM ∙ Sep 23, 2022
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Christian hate-preacher Ben Naim wants you to know he's not racist. He's just really, really homophobic.
6:40 PM ∙ Sep 23, 2022
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Christian hate-preacher Tommy McMurtry can't believe people pick on him for being homophobic... even though he wishes society was *more* homophobic. "They blame the Christians... We are not the reason that they're miserable."
3:42 PM ∙ Sep 29, 2022
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Christian preacher Hank Kunneman wants to know: "Why are there so many females that are ruling the nations of the Earth?"
2:36 PM ∙ Sep 29, 2022
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Christian hate-preacher Jason Graber says Nancy Pelosi will regret not being a housewife with more kids. "If she has kids, she probably has, like, 1 or 2." (She has 5.) He adds that Ruth Bader Ginsburg, "as she's roasting in Hell right now," now wishes she was Christian.
4:53 PM ∙ Sep 30, 2022
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Self-described Christian "prophet" Robin Bullock says he visited Heaven and saw a dinosaur.
7:03 PM ∙ Sep 26, 2022
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Christians called dibs on marriages and families, you ungrateful thieves.
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Christian scamvangelist Kenneth Copeland says he gave away a plane. And then a better plane (and plenty of cash) just fell into his lap because of God. A man of the people, truly.
7:21 PM ∙ Sep 25, 2022
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Spare a thought for Christian scamvangelist Kenneth Copeland, who just had a terrible nightmare.
6:21 PM ∙ Sep 25, 2022
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MAGA pastor/GOP congressional candidate Leon Benjamin blows the shofar in order to bind the demons, witches, and warlocks who are trying to steal his election: "God's about to send people like me ... into the Congress!" bit.ly/3CeRCWZ
7:11 PM ∙ Sep 23, 2022
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I'm gonna need someone to explain Christianity to me again.
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Christian nationalist pseudo-historian David Barton claims that Patrick Henry and George Washington quoted numerous Bible verses in their speeches and writings. We decided to take a look at Barton's "evidence" and—surprise, surprise—he was lying. bit.ly/3BXlxkN
8:20 PM ∙ Sep 29, 2022
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Self-proclaimed Christian "prophet" Julie Green says God told her Rep. Jerry Nadler and Klaus Schwab (chair of the World Economic Forum) will die soon. "Jerry, your life is coming to an end... sooner than you think." "Klaus Schwab... an Angel of Death will be your end."
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This week in Atheist Bible Study? Numbers 21: The Israelites need to find a detour to get to the Promised Land. They will have to ask nicely for safe passage... or just destroy everyone in their way.


I spoke with my co-host Jessica Greiff about many of the stories in this newsletter during this week’s podcast:


Finally, a reminder for parents everywhere:

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Considering how many children have been groomed in churches, it’s far safer to take them to drag shows. https://t.co/yrvuU9IscI
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Stop taking our children to drag shows and start taking them to church.
9:12 PM ∙ Sep 26, 2022
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