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WEEK IN REVIEW: Why are there still apes?

A $100 million ad campaign for Jesus, the release of an alleged blasphemer, Herschel Walker's ignorance, and more!

Hemant Mehta
Mar 18, 2022
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  • Some good news: After 10 years spent in a Saudi prison for the “crime” of “insulting Islam,” Raif Badawi was finally released.

    But before anyone celebrates, remember that he never should have been locked up (or flogged or had to pay a fine) in the first place and that he’s still prevented from leaving Saudi Arabia to reunite with his family in Quebec. This is far from over. As long as blasphemy remains criminal, more people will be unjustly persecuted for something that should never be a crime.

  • If you read nothing else this weekend, check out this incredible article from Jill Lepore at the New Yorker about the battle over what’s taught in public school classrooms. While LGBTQ issues and racism are seen as controversial today, Lepore focused on the evolution battles from 100 years ago… and finds that the basis for those concerns back then were not that different from today.

    ”Lela Scopes insisted that her brother’s trial had never been about evolution: ‘The issue was academic freedom.’ Twentieth-century Progressives defeated anti-evolution laws not by introducing pro-evolution laws but by defending academic freedom and the freedoms of expression and inquiry. This approach isn’t available to twenty-first-century progressives, who have ceded the banner of free speech to conservatives.”

  • And if you watch nothing else this weekend, watch this video from Jo Beckwith, who makes YouTube videos about being an amputee. She recently spoke about how, as a former evangelical Christian, she was led to believe a lack of faith was responsible for her disability. When she didn’t get healed, she thought she had somehow let down God.

  • This month marks the launch of one of the largest and most ineffective religious ad campaigns in American history: A $100 million campaign (funded by anonymous donors) meant to shove Jesus in as many faces as humanly possible. That cash will pay for TV spots, billboards, and online ads that tell viewers one message about Jesus: “He gets us.”

    But marketing Jesus comes with an inherent flaw: Most of the people using the product aren’t worth admiring. Between televangelists, megachurch leaders, Republican politicians, campus evangelists, hate-preachers, lazy apologists, everyone at Pure Flix, and Franklin Graham, the amount of harm caused by the most fervent Jesus followers can’t be understated.

    Video about all this coming soon…

  • Rachel Hamm is a fundamentalist Christian running to become California’s Secretary of State all to pursue the fictional bogeyman of “voter fraud.” But every time she talks about her faith and why she entered the race at all, she comes off sounding like a lunatic.

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    Rachel Hamm, a Republican running for Secretary of State in California, says witches at her preschool tried luring her into Satanism. "Literally."
    2:44 PM ∙ Mar 17, 2022
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    California GOP Secretary of State candidate Rachel Hamm said today that she decided to run for office after her son found Jesus inside a closet in their home, and Jesus handed him a scroll telling her to declare her candidacy.
    12:26 AM ∙ Mar 18, 2022
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  • During an appearance over the weekend at Sugar Hill Church in Georgia, U.S. Senate candidate and former football star Herschel Walker made it clear that he was a Creationist by asking, OUT OF NOWHERE, “why are there still apes?”

    This would be less horrifying if there wasn’t an actual chance Walker could soon be in the U.S. Senate. But when you’re catering to the least informed voters, it’s always a race to occupy the gutter.

    The governor of West Virginia, Jim Justice, urged more drilling for fossil fuels in a speech this week. What about climate change, though? No problem, he responded: “If there is such a thing as climate change, I believe that He (God) will give us time, and the smart people will fix it.”

    So, yes, we’re all screwed.

  • Speaking of ignorant Republicans, I know this is just an applause line for ignorant people, but you can't have "freedom OF religion" if rejecting it altogether isn't a realistic option.

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    Rep. Madison Cawthorn @RepCawthorn
    The founders wanted us to have freedom OF religion not freedom FROM it.
    8:33 PM ∙ Mar 15, 2022
    2,543Likes381Retweets
  • We often criticize churches for allowing abuse to thrive within their walls. That’s why it’s important to recognize when ministries rightly call out one of their own. That’s what happened this week when reporter Daniel Silliman and editor Kate Shellnutt published a piece at Christianity Today documenting allegations of sexual harassment from two of their former leaders. Multiple women reported the abuse. Human Resources did nothing about it.

  • You’re going to love this bit from comedian Taylor Tomlinson, whose new special is on Netflix, about how growing up in a conservative Christian church messed with her as an adult. (I’m putting it delicately because this is a family newsletter, dammit.)

  • It should trouble everyone that the attorney general of Kentucky posted a video of his visit to Ark Encounter… and that his office won’t respond to open records requests about how the tour came about.

  • You may be familiar with the Jehovah’s Witnesses’ policy against receiving blood transfusions. The same rule applies to JW medical professionals who may be tapped to perform those transfusions. But there appear to be exceptions to the rule that are so convoluted, opaque, and hard-to-follow that it calls into question the religious basis for all of this. If you want to get into the weeds, read this Reddit thread.

  • Of all the ways Christians can help (and have helped!) the people of Ukraine, preaching at them while they try to get the hell out of the country is perhaps the least useful idea.

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    Ben Lewis @benlewismedia
    At the Ukraine/Poland border. Tired women and children leaving their country. They’re being pestered by American preachers telling them they all need to accept Jesus as their saviour and their lives will be better. Receiving a lot of eye rolls in response.
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    10:55 AM ∙ Mar 16, 2022
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  • I don’t know why I watch preacher Joshua Feuerstein talk about anything, but it’s never good when fundamentalist Christians start offering marriage advice. And everything he does will make you cringe.

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    Christian preacher Joshua Feuerstein and his wife, both human adults, refuse to watch movies with sex scenes because they consider it a form of adultery. Wait till you hear their analogy.
    9:55 PM ∙ Mar 16, 2022
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    Christian preacher Joshua Feuerstein and his wife urge you to avoid friendships with the opposite sex because no good can come from them. I kid you not: This is part of a video series on "healthy" relationships.
    10:09 PM ∙ Mar 16, 2022
    91Likes17Retweets
  • This may not strike everyone as a big deal, and some may condemn the very premise of it, but the Democratic National Committee’s Interfaith Council, which advises the party on matters of religion, will once again have atheist representation on it. I see this as a win-win, partly because Sarah Levin is an activist I admire tremendously, and also because it’s vital to have a voice at the table who’s not afraid to remind politicians of the importance of church/state separation and the necessity of including Secular Americans in any party-wide move.

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    Sarah M. Levin @SarahMLevin
    Honored to be re-elected to DNC Interfaith Council yesterday. 29% of Americans are religiously unaffiliated—effective interfaith work MUST include the #secular community! Thank you @TheDemocrats for the opportunity to serve with my colleagues of faith around our shared values
    10:24 PM ∙ Mar 12, 2022
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  • Remember how hate-preacher Greg Locke vowed to expel the “witches” in his church? Two people accused of witchcraft finally spoke out… and, while they hold plenty of crazy beliefs in their own right, they make clear that the accusations against them are ridiculous.

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    Pastor Greg Locke recently revealed the names of two of the supposed "witches" in his church: Gina Guy-Warren and Brian Warren. They told their side of the story tonight.
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    Earlier today, Pastor Greg Locke threatened to expose the six witches who are members of his church. https://t.co/NSoTqQayQk
    5:01 AM ∙ Mar 17, 2022
    74Likes15Retweets

    Speaking of which, Locke claimed to receive a letter from a witch. After reading it from the pulpit, he burned it on stage.

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    Tonight, after reading a letter he claimed was from a witch, Christian hate-preacher Greg Locke set it on fire.
    3:55 AM ∙ Mar 17, 2022
    171Likes27Retweets
  • Happy anniversary…?

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    Happy two year anniversary of Trump's National Day of Prayer to deal with COVID.
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    5:16 AM ∙ Mar 15, 2022
    460Likes93Retweets
  • Why are people obsessed with the afterlife always so eager to take others with them…?

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    Pat Robertson criticizes Biden for refusing to escalate the crisis in Ukraine and not threatening to nuke Russia.
    8:04 PM ∙ Mar 16, 2022
    395Likes90Retweets
  • Some food for thought:

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    Zack Ford @ZackFord
    I saw a high school friend post yesterday that it was her son's "spiritual birthday," explaining: "He asked Jesus into his heart a year ago tonight." He's in kindergarten. Kind of puts all the anti-LGBTQ "grooming" rhetoric into perspective, huh?
    2:05 PM ∙ Mar 14, 2022
    968Likes173Retweets
  • Lori Alexander, a.k.a. The Transformed Wife, is a fundamentalist Christian grandmother who spouts wildly unhelpful bits of advice on Twitter. This is just a sample from this week:

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    On the one hand, it's almost impressive how many lies she packs into a single tweet...
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    6:11 PM ∙ Mar 15, 2022
    534Likes36Retweets
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    You know what makes for great television? Zero conflict.
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    2:09 PM ∙ Mar 15, 2022
    242Likes5Retweets
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    Jesus hates it when women ask their husbands to care about them.
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    3:51 PM ∙ Mar 12, 2022
    490Likes49Retweets
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    Tell me you've never met an amazing single dad without telling me you've never met an amazing single dad.
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    12:38 AM ∙ Mar 17, 2022
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  • Nothing about this is accurate, but that’s never stopped Christians before…

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    Matt ✝️🐏🇺🇦 @ReformedBrit
    Jesus is mentioned by name around 200 times in Leviticus, including its very first words.
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    Michael S. Heiser @DRMSHPhD
    If you've heard anything about Leviticus, the chances are high that you’ve heard how it’s all about Jesus, or how this book was designed to direct us to Jesus. That is not the case.
    4:49 PM ∙ Mar 13, 2022
  • When you can’t find actual examples of Christian persecution, just make them up like Jim Bakker.

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    Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare
    During a recent episode of his show, Jim Bakker said, "This is what's coming. They're going to declare the Bible as hate speech, trying to eliminate the use of God's word, and we're coming close to that now."
    5:56 PM ∙ Mar 13, 2022
    80Likes12Retweets
  • Never take dating advice from the abstinence-only crowd:

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    A unique idea for your last date with that special someone.
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    3:04 AM ∙ Mar 13, 2022
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  • And now for your weekly dose of fundie insanity:

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    Christian hate-preacher Nick Gomez, who opposes divorce in all circumstances, has advice for any woman considering it: Just pray for the death of your husband.
    3:59 PM ∙ Mar 15, 2022
    103Likes15Retweets
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    At his post-eviction makeshift church yesterday, Christian hate-preacher Jonathan Shelley trashed "weak" men. By which he meant men who don't attend his church. For example, he said, it's hard to find a man these days who "hates f*gs. I mean, when I grew up, everybody did!"
    2:16 PM ∙ Mar 14, 2022
    156Likes17Retweets
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    Christian hate-preacher Jonathan Shelley wanted to work with an app that shares sermons... but things went sour after he learned the company bans "hate speech." "I said, 'Dude, I'm totally getting banned from your platform as soon as I start preaching.' Because love hates!"
    2:33 PM ∙ Mar 14, 2022
    124Likes26Retweets
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    Christian hate-preacher Jonathan Shelley trashed female District Attorneys for not being cruel enough to alleged criminals. "They didn't even spank their own kids. And so how are they gonna actually execute criminals?"
    2:48 PM ∙ Mar 14, 2022
    51Likes5Retweets
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    An excerpt from Christian hate-preacher Tommy McMurtry's latest sermon. Make it make sense.
    4:25 AM ∙ Mar 12, 2022
    71Likes10Retweets
  • And now for your weekly dose of Gene Kim:

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    Just another perfectly normal church service tonight.
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    3:43 AM ∙ Mar 17, 2022
    57Likes6Retweets
  • I guess conspiracist Lance Wallnau is taking lessons from Gene Kim, too:

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    Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta
    What's weirder than a conspiracy whiteboard? An illegible conspiracy whiteboard. But right-wing preacher Lance Wallnau insists this is how Christians will take control of our country.
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    10:15 PM ∙ Mar 13, 2022
    155Likes15Retweets
  • This week in Atheist Bible Study? Leviticus 20, one of the most controversial chapters in the Bible. It's all about the punishments for sin. (And in the Bible, everything's a sin.)

  • On this week’s podcast, Jessica and I talked about many of the stories mentioned in this newsletter!

  • Finally, we all know what the worst gift ever looks like:

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    Jessica Hagy @jessicahagy
    Nobody wins this one.
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    9:23 PM ∙ Mar 15, 2022
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Frank Chachana
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